Northern kindness?!!!!


We've been hearing worthless reports of Northerners being kind to the captured and treating them like fellow humans. Make no mistake, this is an outright lie.
What you read below is an account of John B. Ernul who I am not wrong in saying may be a northern conspirator.....listen to this:

.... then asked me if my leg was painful, called a doctor who examined my wound and said there were small pieces of bone in the wound which made amputation necessary. I noticed a “Yank” standing near who winked at me, came closer and whispered, “Don’t let that d----butcher take your leg off.” I was then told to take off my equipment. ....The firing then began near us, I was thrown on a horse and all moved off lively for a mile or so. We came to a place where some “Yanks” were cooking and eating. We prisoners were dismounted and were treated very kindly by our captors. The next morning there were seven more prisoners brought into camp, I think they were Georgians, and not slow on the eating line either.

It's outrageous! First he'd have you believe amputations are willy nilly delt out in the hospital? What? And apparently he's starving? In the middle of the agricultural capital of the world? Do I need to list our exports? This is crazy. Lies Lies Lies.
I mean sure, go surrender...see what happens...to your brothers, your homes, your slaves.

The exchange rate


Things are in a bit of a financial crisis and we need to get this inflation under control! These new bills are backed by gold and the labor of hard working southern men...now we ain't using yankee money any more, so get down to the treasury and let's support our troops.
The longer you wait, the less those things are worth...we can barely get rid of them as it is.
Note to self: see if we can take the yankee money and buy some ammunitions and such. We ought to do something with that worthless trash.


New Money issued


The new 5 is out! Come on down and pick one up! Northern bills are no longer good my friends. I have to say these are pretty sharp!
Did I mention we're paying everyone with these...let's face it you might as well burn that old stuff, it's about only good for starting a confederate campfire.