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|  |  |  |  | Since this isn't Mclellan, whose honor do I have defeating in ichat as well as on the field this time? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | I, General Ambrose Burnside of Rhode Island shall suffer no defeat at your hands |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | well I wouldn't call antietam a 'victory' |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | Antietam was victory enuff, got you out of Maryland didn'it |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | to clean the shit out of your pants? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | It's a good thing you're taking your sweet time with the Mclellan playbook |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | we've had plenty of time setting up defensive positions |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | don't blame me, I want to move fast |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | damn Army Corps of Engineers |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I don't think you'll be defeating us so easily |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | I should send them down to New Orleans to build levies |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | in fact what am I talking about? We'll be up to washington soon nuff |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | What a pathetic time to emancipate slaves |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | lincoln is desparate to seem important |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | even now it seems you can't get a bridge across thanks to my sharpshooters |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | time to build a bridge to Fredericksburg |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | Those are some biggass gunz driving your sharpshooters out of town |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | well, that not exactly a fair fight |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | They'll be waiting in every church steeple and upper floor |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | cowards come out and fight like men |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | this kind of fighting is what repelled the british |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | you would call those men cowards? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I'm sure you'd prefer british rule |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i'm sure you'd prefer mob rule! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | mob rule? Is that what you call wanting to govern ourselves? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | no order, just slaveholders and the poor people you oppress |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | you don't want to govern yourselves |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | you just don't want to admit that you are wrong |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | Oh right and there are no 'slaves' in the north |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | no child labor, no corruption |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | We're fighting for independence |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | Didn't we go thru this when Jackson was pres? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | you lost then in the debate |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I don't have time to argue the finer points...AP and DH need some artillery |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | you'll lose now in the face of hot lead and cold, hard Union grit |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | yur rite, time for fighting |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | men, forward & take those heights!!! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | why is it that when we're seemingly outnumbered, outgunned, we end up winning? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | we obviously are just better soldiers |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | my guys are at that stone wall at the foot of the heights |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | actually we've separated your attack and are just about to drive you back over the river |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | my left is totally on top of you |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | smith, reynolds and franklin kick ass! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | Oh you mean 'Lee's Hill'? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | you can't just name a hill after yourself!!! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | what if I just named a bridge after myself!?!? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | lolz, i did at Antietam...... |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I didn't name it...but when you keep something so long...it kind of seems like it's mine |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | so I've got the town, the fields to the east, and tons of guys about to fuck you up |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | seems like you have some tough boys on those heights |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i hadn't planned on that ditch in the middle of the field |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I love that you group everyone together |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | making a mess of my lines |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | it's a much easier taregt |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | those things are hard to write on |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | iphone? Yea right. I have an old windows laptop |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | this yankee contraption isn't worth shit! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i thought bill gates was from the frontier state of california |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I am happy to report another failed attampt at the hill |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | we'll get those heights if I have to take them myself! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i asked you to shoot him at antietam |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | shoot him? Bring him within range |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | fightin' joe will save the day! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | You are never taking this hill |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i'm starting to think you might be right about that |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | By all means...keep trying |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | maybe we should all just relax for a while |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | sure, in the white house! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | the confederate white house |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | there is no confederacy! only traitors! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | You'll join Mclellan soon enough |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | With bloodthirsty Lincoln at the helm |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i'm going to go back across the river now and open presents |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | you keep your stupid hill |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | he's hellbent on killing every last one of you! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I'm beginning to think he's on our side! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | you still talking aobut lincoln? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | while you retreat.... yes |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | look you suck so I'm gonna go back across the river and think of a new plan ok? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | You decimated a good southern town sir |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | there is no such thing as a good southern town |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | only rebel towns and smoking craters |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | do you think that this will unify the states? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | Laying down one of your own cities? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | many cities will suffer but Union will prevail! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | the cause of the slave is just and right and must be fought to it's conclusion |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I'm going to be the better man here and let you attend to the countless dying men on the hill |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | before they freeze to death |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I'll try to in this shell of a town you've left |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | it only makes us stronger |  |  |  |  |
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