Yankee abomination

What is this yankee nightmare we had to put down in appomattox? Have you lost your minds? God is going to strike down your super army of freak rhinocerouses. This plan will not work, these freaks of nature won't help you win this, and I am surprised you would stoop to that level and ruin gods creatures.
I am ashamed to be from the same country.
Fight fair, and without the help of some frankenstein monster.
We'll destroy every last one.
Add that to the list of union offenses.
Peace out.