OK...

You need to stop getting your "news" from Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, because you are dead wrong about McClellan. Not only has he not been removed from command, but he is currently massing his army on the Peninsula and marching on Richmond!

It's great that a little gossip about some army reorganization, and some changes of title on paper, can have you scrambling to call him a traitor!

You know what, that sounds fun. Let's see if I can do it:

I hear your troops call General Lee "Old Granny Lee" and complain that he is a weak leader. This MUST mean that Jefferson Davis will be removing him any day now, and replacing him with one of the better generals, like Beauregard. That is some great gossip!

Lee Removed: Beauregard In Charge! will be tomorrow's headline.