Yorktown

Something is wrong with Lincoln

The Union people are being led by a asymetrical faced mess. I'm not superstitious but has anyone looked into him being a witch or supernatural devil of some kind? Seriously he is ugly.
That in and of itself is not a big deal but now he is dangerous. This is exactly what the devil wants. Leave well enough alone lincoln.
I heard a devil horse flattened the right side of his face and crushed his brain entirely. A witch came and replaced what was left of his tiny brain with frogs eyes and pig testicles.
I demand a medical examination!

This man is not fit for office!

THIS is what we are up to!

In Harper's Weekly illustrators Waud and Homer show you what you are up against!

The View Is Great

One of the privates we have making maps happens to be one hell of an artist. Private Sneden has made some wonderful drawings of our view over Yorktown, and your works. Professor Lowe is here with his balloon, and your rebellion will surrender in the same city the British surrendered 86 years ago!

In The News

From the recent Harper's Weekly:

For at least an hour they fought from here against overwhelming numbers, receiving reinforcements in that thus, first of four companies of the 6th Vermont, and afterward of four companies of the 4th Vermont. They shot their foe principally through the head, and so superior was their fire, and their pluck so impressive, that the rebels moved two additional regiments into the fort, and into a flanking position on the left of the rifle-pit. Exposed now to a cross-fire as well as an increased fire in front, the Vermonters, though they wanted to stay, had to go. In good order, covering themselves behind trees, and fighting as they went, they recrossed the stream, carrying with them all their wounded whose condition at all promised survival of their hurts.

Many were now shot in the water, and drowned beyond all possibility of help. The language of a Lamoille County boy, not 16 years old, "Why, Sir, it was just like sap-boiling in that stream—the bullets fell so thick," is so expressive that I use it as a measure of intensity. These brave men having backed out of the deep water, formed on the dry land and began the fight anew, while many, not detailed, but volunteering through impulses of soldierly devotion and personal affection, dashed into the stream again and dragged out the wounded, who were clinging to the trees, and sitting with their heads just out of water.

Our boys are outside Yorktown, and they want to get in badly!

Oh, and did you see this cartoon about the Battle Of Shiloh? Funny stuff!

Lego Shiloh

See... if you were these little crappy lego characters we would have won....



Cheater.

After The Battle...

The Battle Of Shiloh

	Looks like you discovered some of our forward camps... by the time that patrol makes it back to warn anyone 8 brigades will already be pushing you back to the swamp
	that's just stupid
	we can sit here all day and you won't push us anywhere
	wow, well, it DOES seem like you've arrived with a bunch of your boys
	a whole shitload, actually....
	looks like they should be able to split ou down the middle
	you didn't think I wouldn't invite everyone to the party?
	These boys have been waiting to shoot some yanks
	well, it wouldn't be a party without my buddy Genl Buell, and he's about a day off
	why don't you come back tomorrow?
	It looks like we should be able to win chalk up another victory
	i don't know if you've looked around, but you've been LOSING to me for a while now
	I got Fort Henry
	I got Fort Donelson
	I'll take Mississippi
	not the tenessee river
	so, you thought you'd push me into the swamp?
	i don't think so
	watch it, 5 more brigades coming on your left flank
	shit
	OK, you've convinced me
	I'm pulling back to the river
	Gibson, order those men to attack, we've got em on the run
	damn yer a stuBborn bunch
	well, i did leave a few tough fellows under Prentiss and Wallace to hold that sunken road
	shit, man, this is getting scary
	I'm attacking at East Cornith road, and tilghman branch, can't make any headway
	I can't believe a forest is stopping us...GET IN THERE!
	looks like your boys are getting confused
	maybe you SHOULD come back tomorrow
	we're aiming to have this sealed up tonight
	seems like my line at that sunken road is giving you a bit of trouble
	lol
	Johnston's pushing the left flank back pretty good
	we'll get thru it yet
	I have to say, my old pal Sherman is having a good day
	oh my god
	seems like he is doing better than I've ever seen him
	no, no no
	Wow, is that Wallace? How'd he get behind you?
	who cares, he's fucking you up
	Johnston's not dead, comE on get him out of there
	man, that sucks for you
	now you're stuck with Beauregard!
	lol
	It's up to me
	push them back dammit!
	OK, I'm going to admit that you are making your point
	we're falling back, fuck
	I hope that sunken road in the middle holds long enough!
	we can't let you reinforce tonight
	it looks like you might just have us trapped
	you seem to be having some trouble pushing my flanks, and that sunken road is still holding
	i might just make it to sundown!
	I think it's time to bring up my gunboats
	I've got about 50 cannons in my line, and now with the boats I'm sure I'll stop you
	you can sit out there in the harbor and fire all night, blindly inot the bushes. These captured camps are ours
	go ahead, eat our bacon, we've got more
	We're going to sit here across tilghman branch and wait till morning
	well, i guess this is goodnight then
	sleep tight
	no reinforcements!
	I promise! -- fingers crossed --
	unless you are a pansy
	baby bitch
	oooo, that's tough talk from a guy who named Pierre
	*snore*
	your boys will be resting behind bars!
	it is a shame that you captured the survivors of the Hornet's Nest
	those were brave boys
	they'll break out of your prisons
	oops
	fuck off
	so, guess who showed up and wants to party?
	General Buell!
	wha?
	they arrived last night, and came across the river on ferry boats
	of course they did
	looks like you'll be leaving then
	???
	we pushed ourselves back last night as well
	but that dang hornet nest...you like being annoying insects?
	it's too early for this crap
	I don't know what I'm doing
	so here's the thing
	yesterday, you tried to attack all across our front, but you just couldn't quite get your shit together
	today, i've got more men than you, packed tight into our little camp
	what? where my dogs at?
	that's just dumb
	it's so easy for me to attack you all across the line
	when we come for you
	whatcha gonna do
	we will we will rock you
	dammit, fall back, stop the insanity
	lol
	my right flank is F**$#%^
	ed
	I think I'll keep pushing
	ok ok
	fucking buell
	i'm in charge but he does what he likes
	he might just chase you into Louisiana
	now now, this isn't over
	alright everyone out of the pool!
	lets go, this aint a square dance
	get marching...you guys are doing laps
	i just captured the heights
	ha ha you're running away
	after all your talk last night
	fuck off
	Mississippi is mine!
	well, ok, my original camps are back in my hands....