June 25, 1862: The Battle of Oak Grove

How are your boys at Beaver Dam Creek this morning?
They are fine, thanks for asking
I've got Gen'l Hooker moving some siege guns up to the front
they will never reach the capitol
why don't you try to stop them?
we didn't have much time to 'talk' yesterday, maybe you can get to know our gun barrels a little better today
what, a few of your pickets firing on my whole army?
ha!
I let President Davis know of our victory last night
did he prance like a school girl?
you know what? I'm not going to tell you how but McClellan could seriously win this
it's a good thing he won't figure it out
I hope it doesn't require speed, bravery or heroism
McClellan doesn't have any of those qualities
I see that
can we win it with blowhard bullshit?
cuz then McC would totally kick your ass
Right, we're o the same page then
between you and me, I'm sick of him
Agreed
look, why don't you just give up, and we'll all sit around and talk about how much blowhard generals and loudmouthed politicians suck ass?
I wish...just stop firing and we'll do the same
look, today was pretty easy
you stopped us from bringing up the guns
call it a day?
sure one more day to get reinforcements into place
why not?
you're not planning on attcking, ru?
that would suck
we aren't savages, like the indians
hey, how is gen'l johnston feeling? his shoulder okay?
the sooner this war is over, the sooner we can partner up and fight those injuns
i've got this Lt. Custer, brave little cuss, he's itching to get out west
I can't imagine a unified country
i don't know, have you heard what McC has been saying in the press lately?
He'll let you back and let you keep your slaves
just got to get rid of the old monkey Lincoln first
Wow, he's on our side after all
a lot of these boys don't want to fight for no slave rights
don't you see? it's all about property
you rebel, divide the country, France or England or whoever swoops in and fucks us all up
better we stay united and fight England than have another 1812
Mason and slidell are looking out for our intrests
well, good night
night


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