Oh Really

You want to know why I'm not concerned Lee? You see this man in this confederate picture? He's holding a shark in his bare hands.
That's right. A great white shark, he's picking him up like a little baby, like he will do to you if you come near us.
We aint afraid of sharks or that traitor Lee.
He sure does have a comforting name though, but for every good thing, there has to be an equally bad force, so you are the anti-lee.
No matter...meet your doom at the hands of CONFEDERATE SHARK TAMER!