Southern Passport


**********EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY***************

The border between the North and the Independent Confederacy of the South is now officially the Mason Dixon line. A vote was cast and all land and people south of this line are part of the Southern country known as the Independent Confederacy. Any and all movement between the two territories will require a Confederate passport (see below).

All northern applicants will be denied.

If you must travel between the great land of the Confederacy and the devil north, you do so at your own risk, but to enter back into the safety of the south, you must have a valid Southern passport. I don't want to hear about how you forgot it, or whatever.
It will hereby also be required for the safety of all southern citizens to register with the S. P. S. O. immediately for their own safety, we need to be able to track the movements of our citizens between our enemy the North. If you don't like it, go start your own country.

FYI If your baby is born on Southern soil it is automatically a son of the confederacy and will be issued a passport with his birth certificate.

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