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 |  |  |  |  | What is this that you have done to the Merrimack? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | seriously take your best shot |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | hmmm I have so many ships to choose from |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | The Cumberland should do the job |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | hmmm, iron ship versus wood....yea thats sinking |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I think the blockade is over biotch! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | those brave fellas won't go down without a fight |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | he just ran his ship aground!!! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i have idiots working or me |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | this war isn't going too well is it? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | don't think you can save the congress by grounding it |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | I hope the Minnesota can do a better job |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | we're not going to be satisfied until there isn't a ship left |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | feel the fury of the VIRGINIA |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | one ship can't break a whole blockade! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | Sorry, no, we'll keep calling it the Merrimack if you please |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | I don't care what you want to name it |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | You will refer to the new confederate ship as the virginia |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | the congress is in flames btw |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | The Minnesota has come up from Fort Monroe, and will show you how we fight! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | can't anyone do anything right? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | this thing is a floating ram...completely sweet |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | you remember that old lady giving you the middle finger? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | maybe we'll jump across like pirates when you try to ran us! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | yeah, old lady, what about her? |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | we had that cast in iron and it's lodged in the minnesota's starboard side |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | just wait until you see where we put that Calvin pissing sticker |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | we win, that's it, you can keep your stupid sticker |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | You've sunk or grounded 3 of my best ships |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | don't mess with the confederacy |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | it looks like night is falling |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | if we can see you we are going to ram you |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | oh thank god! it's too dark for you to fight anymore |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | ok see you in the morning.... |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | or not...feel free to leave. |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | remember that Calvin pissing sticker? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | take a look at where we put it - on the back of the USS Monitor! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | we have our own ironclad, bitch! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | that looks like a barrel on top of a raft. |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | an iron barrel on an iron raft! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | Monitor is dancing around the Merrimack like a boxer! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | what did you rip off our design? |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | we've got our own genius up here in the North |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | Mr. John Ericsson from New York City! |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | new york city? Bunch of criminals, he probably stole them |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | not a traitor and a rebel, either, for that matter |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | what we have done is not criminal |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | treason sounds pretty criminal to me |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | attacking the US navy seems pretty criminal to me |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | ooo, did you just see that? Monitor got a great hit on your Merrimack |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | ummm...we're fine....maybe |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | this is supposed to be the invincible ship! |  |  |  |  |
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 |  |  |  |  | i guess we have a standoff |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | well you can't have it both ways....we don't want to be a part of your union |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | I'm not done kicking your ass |  |  |  |  |
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|  |  |  |  | ok I'll be right back, I'm just going back down the river there |  |  |  |  |
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