The Battle of Hampton Roads

	Ahoy
	hey
	What is this that you have done to the Merrimack?
	U covered it in iron?
	its unbeatable
	we'll see about that
	seriously take your best shot
	hmmm I have so many ships to choose from
	The Cumberland should do the job
	hmmm, iron ship versus wood....yea thats sinking
	shit
	I think the blockade is over biotch!
	those brave fellas won't go down without a fight
	but they're going down
	fine
	Who's next?
	oh look the uss congress
	That's right
	one tough ship, bitch
	wait, what's he doing?
	like the cumberland?
	he just ran his ship aground!!!
	i have idiots working or me
	yes you do
	this war isn't going too well is it?
	just you wait
	don't think you can save the congress by grounding it
	I hope the Minnesota can do a better job
	!!!
	we're not going to be satisfied until there isn't a ship left
	feel the fury of the VIRGINIA
	one ship can't break a whole blockade!
	the what?
	Virginia?
	Sorry, no, we'll keep calling it the Merrimack if you please
	(thats the new name)
	I don't care what you want to name it
	it's the Merrimack
	You will refer to the new confederate ship as the virginia
	the congress is in flames btw
	The Minnesota has come up from Fort Monroe, and will show you how we fight!
	great, more reefs
	d'oh!
	can't anyone do anything right?
	this thing is a floating ram...completely sweet
	you remember that old lady giving you the middle finger?
	maybe we'll jump across like pirates when you try to ran us!
	yeah, old lady, what about her?
	we had that cast in iron and it's lodged in the minnesota's starboard side
	just wait until you see where we put that Calvin pissing sticker
	OK, enough!
	we win, that's it, you can keep your stupid sticker
	You've sunk or grounded 3 of my best ships
	yup
	you're mean
	don't mess with the confederacy
	it looks like night is falling
	what a relief
	if we can see you we are going to ram you
	son of a bitch!
	I'm going to try anyway
	oh thank god! it's too dark for you to fight anymore
	ok see you in the morning....
	or not...feel free to leave.
	us alone
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	good morning, sunshine
	remember that Calvin pissing sticker?
	take a look at where we put it - on the back of the USS Monitor!
	we have our own ironclad, bitch!
	that looks like a barrel on top of a raft.
	an iron barrel on an iron raft!
	with two powerful guns
	headed your way!
	I hope it sinks
	Monitor is dancing around the Merrimack like a boxer!
	you are sooooooo dead!
	what did you rip off our design?
	your design? ha!
	we've got our own genius up here in the North
	Mr. John Ericsson from New York City!
	new york city? Bunch of criminals, he probably stole them
	no, not a criminal.
	not a traitor and a rebel, either, for that matter
	unlike SOME people
	what we have done is not criminal
	really?
	treason sounds pretty criminal to me
	attacking the US navy seems pretty criminal to me
	ooo, did you just see that? Monitor got a great hit on your Merrimack
	ummm...we're fine....maybe
	this is supposed to be the invincible ship!
	i guess we have a standoff
	well you can't have it both ways....we don't want to be a part of your union
	let it go....see dr phil
	I'm not done kicking your ass
	ok I'll be right back, I'm just going back down the river there
	don't go anywhere
	oh i'll be right here
	see you tomorrow