What R U Gonna Do Now?

Isn't this engraving great!

It shows my boys, under that crazy hot-head Unconditional Surrender Grant, taking over your Fort Donelson! Just look at the detail of the image... you can see the defeat in your boys' eyes. I love it. It's like a picture of this whole war -- your defiance is just a mask for how scared you are. We're coming for you, and now that we have the Cumberland River it is only a matter of time.

I've sent a copy of this engraving to you c/o Richmond. I had it framed and everything -- I thought it would look good in your parlor. LOL.