The Battle Of Shiloh

Looks like you discovered some of our forward camps... by the time that patrol makes it back to warn anyone 8 brigades will already be pushing you back to the swamp
that's just stupid
we can sit here all day and you won't push us anywhere
wow, well, it DOES seem like you've arrived with a bunch of your boys
a whole shitload, actually....
looks like they should be able to split ou down the middle
you didn't think I wouldn't invite everyone to the party?
These boys have been waiting to shoot some yanks
well, it wouldn't be a party without my buddy Genl Buell, and he's about a day off
why don't you come back tomorrow?
It looks like we should be able to win chalk up another victory
i don't know if you've looked around, but you've been LOSING to me for a while now
I got Fort Henry
I got Fort Donelson
I'll take Mississippi
not the tenessee river
so, you thought you'd push me into the swamp?
i don't think so
watch it, 5 more brigades coming on your left flank
shit
OK, you've convinced me
I'm pulling back to the river
Gibson, order those men to attack, we've got em on the run
damn yer a stuBborn bunch
well, i did leave a few tough fellows under Prentiss and Wallace to hold that sunken road
shit, man, this is getting scary
I'm attacking at East Cornith road, and tilghman branch, can't make any headway
I can't believe a forest is stopping us...GET IN THERE!
looks like your boys are getting confused
maybe you SHOULD come back tomorrow
we're aiming to have this sealed up tonight
seems like my line at that sunken road is giving you a bit of trouble
lol
Johnston's pushing the left flank back pretty good
we'll get thru it yet
I have to say, my old pal Sherman is having a good day
oh my god
seems like he is doing better than I've ever seen him
no, no no
Wow, is that Wallace? How'd he get behind you?
who cares, he's fucking you up
Johnston's not dead, comE on get him out of there
man, that sucks for you
now you're stuck with Beauregard!
lol
It's up to me
push them back dammit!
OK, I'm going to admit that you are making your point
we're falling back, fuck
I hope that sunken road in the middle holds long enough!
we can't let you reinforce tonight
it looks like you might just have us trapped
you seem to be having some trouble pushing my flanks, and that sunken road is still holding
i might just make it to sundown!
I think it's time to bring up my gunboats
I've got about 50 cannons in my line, and now with the boats I'm sure I'll stop you
you can sit out there in the harbor and fire all night, blindly inot the bushes. These captured camps are ours
go ahead, eat our bacon, we've got more
We're going to sit here across tilghman branch and wait till morning
well, i guess this is goodnight then
sleep tight
no reinforcements!
I promise! -- fingers crossed --
unless you are a pansy
baby bitch
oooo, that's tough talk from a guy who named Pierre
*snore*
your boys will be resting behind bars!
it is a shame that you captured the survivors of the Hornet's Nest
those were brave boys
they'll break out of your prisons
oops
fuck off
so, guess who showed up and wants to party?
General Buell!
wha?
they arrived last night, and came across the river on ferry boats
of course they did
looks like you'll be leaving then
???
we pushed ourselves back last night as well
but that dang hornet nest...you like being annoying insects?
it's too early for this crap
I don't know what I'm doing
so here's the thing
yesterday, you tried to attack all across our front, but you just couldn't quite get your shit together
today, i've got more men than you, packed tight into our little camp
what? where my dogs at?
that's just dumb
it's so easy for me to attack you all across the line
when we come for you
whatcha gonna do
we will we will rock you
dammit, fall back, stop the insanity
lol
my right flank is F**$#%^
ed
I think I'll keep pushing
ok ok
fucking buell
i'm in charge but he does what he likes
he might just chase you into Louisiana
now now, this isn't over
alright everyone out of the pool!
lets go, this aint a square dance
get marching...you guys are doing laps
i just captured the heights
ha ha you're running away
after all your talk last night
fuck off
Mississippi is mine!
well, ok, my original camps are back in my hands....


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