On To Richmond!

If there was ever any question about our intentions, let them be answered forever. The 50,000 troops at Fort Monroe have been nearly tripled to 121,500 men under arms. They have 15,000 horses and 1,150 wagons to carry them up the peninsula to your "capital" at Richmond. 113 steamships, 188 schooners, and 88 barges have brought them from the Washington area to Virginia, and no one has any plans to take them back.

Gen'l McClellan is a man of decisive action, and we will march straight from this camp to your "capital" and destroy every inch of that rebel stronghold. Any men who try to stop us, if they are farmers or soldiers dressed in grey, will get capped.

This war is over. Give it up.

Fort Monroe


It looks comfy, do it not?

My new home would be Fort Monroe, at the end of the peninsula.

I told you McClellan was a man of action!

To the gates of Richmond!

Brag all you want, we're still comin'!



The Southern field video blog post #1

Just a few words about the state of the confederacy....by candlelight.


Thanks!

Thanks ockteby we appreciate the advice, but we're kind of already into it here, we do appreciate the sentiment.



The Battle of Hampton Roads

Ahoy
hey
What is this that you have done to the Merrimack?
U covered it in iron?
its unbeatable
we'll see about that
seriously take your best shot
hmmm I have so many ships to choose from
The Cumberland should do the job
hmmm, iron ship versus wood....yea thats sinking
shit
I think the blockade is over biotch!
those brave fellas won't go down without a fight
but they're going down
fine
Who's next?
oh look the uss congress
That's right
one tough ship, bitch
wait, what's he doing?
like the cumberland?
he just ran his ship aground!!!
i have idiots working or me
yes you do
this war isn't going too well is it?
just you wait
don't think you can save the congress by grounding it
I hope the Minnesota can do a better job
!!!
we're not going to be satisfied until there isn't a ship left
feel the fury of the VIRGINIA
one ship can't break a whole blockade!
the what?
Virginia?
Sorry, no, we'll keep calling it the Merrimack if you please
(thats the new name)
I don't care what you want to name it
it's the Merrimack
You will refer to the new confederate ship as the virginia
the congress is in flames btw
The Minnesota has come up from Fort Monroe, and will show you how we fight!
great, more reefs
d'oh!
can't anyone do anything right?
this thing is a floating ram...completely sweet
you remember that old lady giving you the middle finger?
maybe we'll jump across like pirates when you try to ran us!
yeah, old lady, what about her?
we had that cast in iron and it's lodged in the minnesota's starboard side
just wait until you see where we put that Calvin pissing sticker
OK, enough!
we win, that's it, you can keep your stupid sticker
You've sunk or grounded 3 of my best ships
yup
you're mean
don't mess with the confederacy
it looks like night is falling
what a relief
if we can see you we are going to ram you
son of a bitch!
I'm going to try anyway
oh thank god! it's too dark for you to fight anymore
ok see you in the morning....
or not...feel free to leave.
us alone
CSS Virginia has left this chat.
USS Monitor has joined this chat.
CSS Virginia has rejoined this chat.
good morning, sunshine
remember that Calvin pissing sticker?
take a look at where we put it - on the back of the USS Monitor!
we have our own ironclad, bitch!
that looks like a barrel on top of a raft.
an iron barrel on an iron raft!
with two powerful guns
headed your way!
I hope it sinks
Monitor is dancing around the Merrimack like a boxer!
you are sooooooo dead!
what did you rip off our design?
your design? ha!
we've got our own genius up here in the North
Mr. John Ericsson from New York City!
new york city? Bunch of criminals, he probably stole them
no, not a criminal.
not a traitor and a rebel, either, for that matter
unlike SOME people
what we have done is not criminal
really?
treason sounds pretty criminal to me
attacking the US navy seems pretty criminal to me
ooo, did you just see that? Monitor got a great hit on your Merrimack
ummm...we're fine....maybe
this is supposed to be the invincible ship!
i guess we have a standoff
well you can't have it both ways....we don't want to be a part of your union
let it go....see dr phil
I'm not done kicking your ass
ok I'll be right back, I'm just going back down the river there
don't go anywhere
oh i'll be right here
see you tomorrow