Go Fuck Yourself


Dear citizens in rebellion against the United States of America

We don't recognize your rebel leadership as a "government" and, therefore, have taken steps to ensure that the leaders of treason in the free and Union state of Maryland have been imprisoned. When we find Jefferson Davis and his cabal, they will be introduced to the fine details of Yankee justice. We may be New England, but that doesn't mean we haven't forgotten all the great ways of punishing traitors that were perfected in Old England.

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