The Battle of Seven Pines

	I can see the spires of the churches in
	Richmond
	the war is over, you lose
	sucka
	wow, we haven't even started fighting yet
	you have been losing this whole time
	losing?
	how do you explain the fact that I'm just inches frmo your capital?
	ok lately
	McClellan may be slow, but he's got us this far
	speaking of slow, he's ordered us to slow down and wait for the siege guns to come up by train
	from white house station
	he wants to make sure that if we can't take the town right away, we can take it with a siege
	we'll starve you rebels yet
	Hill should easily take McCall at cold harbor
	cold harbor sounds like a terrible place
	I think old Fitz John Porter can take care of your Hill
	which Hill are you sending, btw?
	Both
	hmmm
	that sux
	Have you met my friend Erasmus Keyes?
	You will
	How do you like these swamps yanks?
	Lovely country you have here, reb
	why bother fighting over swamps?
	just retreat and it will all be over
	the only Federal on this whole battlefield who doesn't hate the swamps is Professor Lowe
	he is above it all in his balloon!
	It's a good thing we completely scouted your positions and have you nearly surrounded
	i doubt that
	we'll start with your right flank
	balloons....you might as well be fighting with metal horses...they are both ridiculous
	I'll have a few boys meet mr balloon on the ground
	I don't know why you have to be a jerk
	look, we're here at Richmond
	you've lost
	come over under a white flag, we'll go to White's Tavern nearby, and work out a truce
	are you looking at the right map?
	your still a few miles away
	Fine, if you surrender, we'll have lunch in Richmond if you like
	surrender isn't happening, how many times do we have to go through this?
	Fine
	Let's see what General CAsey has to say about that
	shit sorry
	looks like your getting beat at AP HIll
	and by the way more men are coming
	Porter would never let that happen
	Plus, I've got Franklin and Sumner on hand in case things get out of hand
	which they wont
	just because we have a few more dead doesn't mean we aren't pushing you back
	that's some tough talk
	I think Casey is making a strategic redeployment to his second line
	stuart reported riding 1200 cavalry around your men...did you even notice?
	you better fall back to that second line, seriously there are a ton more guys coming
	I mean you are near the capital, we have huge reinforcements coming from richmond
	I heard there was a huge smallpox epidemic in your "capital"
	no one is coming
	you liar
	I really don't know what you're talking about
	I'm not saying that
	I just thought I'd let you know that Sumner has sent General Sedgwick over that rickety Grapevine Bridge to help out
	we're staying right here
	Lee is really a spectacular general too
	I'm glad we got him
	yeah, too bad you have Johnston running your army
	no one in Richmond trusts him
	or....
	has something happened to Johnston?
	lol
	looks like it's getting dark...hope your balloon's alright
	that would be a shame ; )
	it looks like you failed to push us back
	I can still see Richmond
	see you tomorrow
	see you...don't get comfortable