| | | | | | Have you heard anything from washington lately? | | | | |
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| | | | | just that McClellan is out, Pope is in | | | | |
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| | | | | Or maybe your messengers haven't been getting word back like they used to? | | | | |
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| | | | | oh, you're talking about how Pope has Jackson bottled up on some farm? | | | | |
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| | | | | Do you miss that supply depot at Manassas? | | | | |
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| | | | | yeah, he'll whip him so easy no one even worries abou tit | | | | |
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| | | | | You trying to go back to where you won before? | | | | |
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| | | | | Well, second time will be a charm for us | | | | |
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| | | | | Ooo, look at that. I've got Jackson right where I want him. | | | | |
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| | | | | The locals say that is the Brawner farm | | | | |
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| | | | | The Black Hat's will crush them | | | | |
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| | | | | It is...Jackson will take down that union column | | | | |
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| | | | | it's just a matter of time | | | | |
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| | | | | I've got 3 whole corps, with more coming all the time from McClellan | | | | |
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| | | | | Fitz John Porter arrived yesterday | | | | |
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| | | | | Longstreet just broke through the thoroughfare gap | | | | |
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| | | | | but you know what, on second thought don't tell Pope that | | | | |
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| | | | | I wouldn't want you to worry about being CRUSHED | | | | |
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| | | | | forget it. Have you even won one battle yet? | | | | |
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| | | | | Stony Ridge will be mine in 2 minutes | | | | |
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| | | | | We have totally won battles | | | | |
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| | | | | Remember Malvern Hill? You got your ass kicked! | | | | |
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| | | | | a dead traitor to his country | | | | |
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| | | | | I've ordered Heitzelman to make sure Jackson doesn't live through the day | | | | |
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| | | | | It seems Sigel is having a little trouble taking the Stony Ridge | | | | |
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| | | | | god dam chat....tell your men to quit cutting that shit | | | | |
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| | | | | that's ok, he'll get it soon | | | | |
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| | | | | it's a good thing useless mcclellan has the majority of your troops occupied elsewhere | | | | |
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| | | | | as long as they get here before longstreet | | | | |
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| | | | | i've already driven you back to that railroad embankment | | | | |
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| | | | | ever heard of the stonewall brigade? | | | | |
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| | | | | hold on, I've got to talk to this rider | | | | |
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| | | | | while you talk, I'll be attacking your flank | | | | |
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| | | | | General Grover is awesome, he'll... | | | | |
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| | | | | well, he didn't get through, but he'll try again | | | | |
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| | | | | ha, he's got some pretty good news | | | | |
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| | | | | it makes sense you yanks aren't worth shit on a horse | | | | |
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| | | | | oh, and you hicks are so awesome? | | | | |
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| | | | | just because we don't find squirrel stew a delicacy? | | | | |
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| | | | | if it was a fight with an abacus you'd probably win | | | | |
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| | | | | Reynolds and Hatch are totally going to outflank you on your right | | | | |
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| | | | | not according to my other IM's | | | | |
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| | | | | who's on the other line? your mom? | | | | |
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| | | | | hey i just got a text message from Reynolds | | | | |
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| | | | | how come you didn't mention Longstreet was here? | | | | |
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| | | | | has he come to cover your retreat? | | | | |
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| | | | | oh yea because we're on the brink of loosing | | | | |
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| | | | | well, since night is falling we'll have to see how things go tomorrow | | | | |
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| | | | | yea, I'm signing off....I'll be on Call of Duty 4 if you're up for it | | | | |
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| | | | | my people are running internet to my tent right now | | | | |
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| | | | | i hope breakfast was yummy because General's Porer, REynolds, Ricketts, Kearny and Hooker are ALL coming to kick your ass!!! | | | | |
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| | | | | that's Porter, i get excited and type too fast | | | | |
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| | | | | wow, it looks like all of Longstreets team is here | | | | |
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| | | | | you must have made them march all night | | | | |
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| | | | | we're totally kicking your as | | | | |
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| | | | | I just got back from the battlefield, longstreets arrived and we aint going nowhere | | | | |
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| | | | | I love that you keep thinking we're retreating | | | | |
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| | | | | it's like you think we're just going to give up? | | | | |
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| | | | | you've underestimated us again | | | | |
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| | | | | it's not like you've got 25,000 guys ready to jump out and attack us | | | | |
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| | | | | thats exactly what's going to happen | | | | |
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| | | | | and we're pretty dug in on this railroad ditch...the odds are pretty much against you | | | | |
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| | | | | August 30, 1862 will be remembered as the day the Union crushed the Confederacy | | | | |
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| | | | | looks like longstreet should just move up to your left flank | | | | |
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| | | | | in fact I just texted him | | | | |
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| | | | | it's funny becuause that's not the end of our line! | | | | |
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| | | | | my iPhone is going nuts with text messages from teh front! | | | | |
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| | | | | It's cool, I'm moving up a few brigades | | | | |
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| | | | | I've got a stars-n-stripes case for it too | | | | |
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| | | | | how are you getting service | | | | |
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| | | | | wait, why are my guys falling back? | | | | |
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| | | | | I'm going to use the coin flip app and decide if I should kick your ass or not | | | | |
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| | | | | Hooker is reforming, so heads I win, tails you loooose | | | | |
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| | | | | oh hey, longstreets IM-ing, gotta run...are we done here? | | | | |
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| | | | | well, it looks like my boys are making a stand at Chinn Ridge | | | | |
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| | | | | so maybe we'll hang out for a while | | | | |
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| | | | | I hope you don't intend on keeping brawner farm | | | | |
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| | | | | where did all these fucking Confederates come from? | | | | |
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| | | | | yea, actually those aren't reinforcements...those are confederate boys! | | | | |
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| | | | | It's like shooting a bunch of dumb slow turkeys | | | | |
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| | | | | we're going back to Washington | | | | |
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| | | | | you aren't taking this ridge | | | | |
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| | | | | oh hey, btw I heard mcclellan saying he wanted to get you out of Wash for a while have you get your ass kicked so he could defend the capitol himself | | | | |
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| | | | | you take orders from that LOLcat | | | | |
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| | | | | and these generals he sent me are worthless | | | | |
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| | | | | you is clozed for biznasss | | | | |
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| | | | | should we call it a night? | | | | |
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