Meet General Pope - The New Northern Hero!

I guess Lincoln finally got sick of McClellan's "slows" so he has created a WHOLE NEW ARMY under the amazing and brilliant Gen'l Pope to kick your ass. That's right, The Army of Virginia is coming your way and you better watch out.

How can anyone not be afraid of a man like this. Why, his beard alone speaks of great generalship and masculinity. Granny Lee should tremble before this beard!

I hear you're heading back over to Manassas. I guess you think your good luck there will hold a second time, but we'll see what General Pope has to say about that.