The Battle of Antietam

Good morning!
I've got you right where I want you, backed up against the river.
I got to tell you I've been waiting for this
Why don't you just surrender and save us all alot of trouble?
Hmmmm after winning every battle up to this point...SIR I THINK NOT
Well then you're asking for it
Don't even bring that up it's so ridiculous.
LOL
Hooker is coming thru the Cornfield as we speak
ROTFL
We go them in our sights actually
That's a whole Union Corps
You're fucked!
We've been setting up positions all night
It is you that are fucked
hmmm, it looks like your puny little cannons can't fire across the creek where I have all my big gunz
lolz
I can haz artillery support?
You should try the sunken road
Right, I'm going to try the Sunken Rd
not when I've got all my guys pushing into the East and WEst woodz
I'm just saying
we don't have many guys there
thanx for the 411
It's pretty defenseless
I forgot about it
looks like Mansfield's Corps is about to go into the Cornfield too
i just wish Burnside would get moving on that Bridge to the south
maybe you're right about that sunken road
i'll send some guys to have a look
Oh shoot, I forgot to put troops there as well
you are a pretty shitty general
I know, it's terrible
You on the other hand have been applauded by Lincoln
haven't you?
I tolerate Lincoln for now
that great ape
the feared, great leader that you are
HA
my mom says a I'm a great general!
hey look we've almost taken that sunken road from you
just a few more brigades and it's ours!
hmmmm it appears you ahve broken some of my lines near the cornfield
TO THE DUNKER CHURCH!!!!1!
I'll have to divert a few forces, but that's nothing tragic
We'll hold the line while you make up your mind
You'll never make it to the Church
Oh jeez
I just got a text that says Genl Mansfield was kill and Hooker shot in the foot
Did I mention we completely outnumber you
you'd better not commit your entire force
i know, but I will save my army and the Union cauze to fite another day
Who the f*** sent that old fool Sumner into the fight?
He's like my grandpa, with his pants pulled up around his nipples and always wanting to give me hard candy
he gets lost on his way to the bathroom
My fierce Texans without breakfast I might add are making short work of your advance on the church
If someone could shoot Old Man Sumner you'd be doing me a favor
Nice work interrupting them before they could eat
There's nothing like a hungry texan
it's okay, I've got the Sunken Road now so they can eat hot lead
I told them they'd be having union forces for breakfast
FINALLY!!!!
That idiot Burnside is moving on the lower bridge
We got Gordon at the road
I will say, tho, the man has great taste in facial hair
Gordon!!! LOLZ
against the whole 9th Corps?????!
srsly?
I got to say you have some balls trying to take higher ground from across the bridge
hyooooog ballz
i don't even need the bridge, once i find Snavely's Ford downriver
again it looks like 5 union troops are held off by one rebel
that's a pretty good ratio I reckon
Christ just give up the bridge already
no, the bridge is a far better crossing point
douche
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAHHAAAA!!!!!
CHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGEE!!!!
I promised my boys whiskey if they took the bridge and guess what!?!
where are you going boys? You want to be shot in the back?
all mine!!
dammit
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll shoot your boys in the back
cowards
argghh and it seems you have reinforcements coming up from Harper's Ferry
that's pretty god thinking
finally
oh wait....it's my boys in your uniforms
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
All I need to do is capture the town and
fuck
fuck
fuck
is that AP Hilll?
DH Hill?
I'm not sure though, maybe they are yours....wait until they can get close enough
allt hose damn hills look the same
Oh yea, they are mine.
Good thinking to use the union jackets
I want to talk to that man personally
Where is the rest of your army? I thought you had like a million guys here?
genius
i better watch out for a flank attack to the north
you are a traitor and a rebel and a bastard fuck you fuck you
I must save the Union
Well you've lost the bridge again
nice work boys!
extra breakfasts alla round
well, it looks like the sun is setting
we'll kick your azz in the morning
Seriously though, there's going to be a lot of widows and fatherless children to take up arms against you for generations
and just as many to fight against your traitorous rebellion
I can't be bothered with this bullshit IM anymore....why don't you go twitter about it to someone who cares
I have wounded to attend to
booo hooo go cry to mommy on your blog
we took over your house, btw
using it as a cemetery now
so what do you say....IM again in the morning?
IT WASN'T MY HOUSE
see you then!
jackass
lolz


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