The Battle at Bull Run

	It's really a nice day
	how was the walk?
	or should I say forced march.
	your boys know what they're doing yet?
	There's nothing nicer than a day out of that swamp in Washington
	the boys? they're fine
	i think a few of our politicos have come out to watch
	having a picnic
	kicking your ass will be a picnic
	hmmm, that will be the first position we'll fire upon
	oh, you think so?
	maybe you noticed that we've got about 6K soldiers on your left, stomping your boys
	maybe eliminate some of the voices in WA keeping us together
	that heintzelman might be an old hack, but he's got you flanked
	ru some sicko, rebel? shoot cannons at ladies having a picnic?
	we might have a nice picnic ourselves after we chase them and you out of manassas
	really?
	that will be hard, since your line just collapsed over by Matthews Hill
	It's a good thing that train broke down and I can reinforce Beauregard.
	or should I say could since I see them holding the line at the river
	we should be able to hold that flank attack and regain the line to the northeast
	you know what's really annoying?
	when you idiots rebelled, you took some of our good army boys. worse, they took their blue uniforms.
	i just heard that some of your boys, dressed in blue, have been capturing my guys because they think they're friends
	wtf?
	oh yea, I was hoping you wouldn't notice
	oh, it looks like Henry House Hill is about to be mine. you've only got one brigade up there now!
	do you want us to pick up anything for you while we're in richmond?
	Jackson seems to have held the line...lol
	Sir, we gave you the bayonet!
	say hello to my little bayonet
	d'oh
	what the hell did you do?
	when artillery doesn't succeed, afix bayonets and charge
	it seems virginia has some stonewall soldiers
	just because he was too stupid to run away
	however we can hold the line
	wait a minute, you're calling jackson stupid for holding the hill?
	wow
	this whole thing is just stupid
	stupid coward troopers running away
	the whole damn thing is stupid
	the worst part is that you've ruined some great picnics
	washington is just a day's march away
	or well I guess in your case a few days away
	ha ha very funny
	we've got enough forts and big guns around washington to keep you out
	maybe we'll just come back tomorrow and try again