I'm Sorry Mr. Jackson

Oops
I think I hit Stonewall Jackson
while I was on my way to Bull Run
to pick up my cousin. She was workin'
for some rich folks who were spectatin'
the battle. One lady almost lost her head
to a canon ball. (Head shaking)
Anyways, I was watching all this take place
when, Bam. I hit someone,
and who is it but, angry-ass Stonewall.

He owes me insurance money.