Building A Better Army

Since you're sitting on the Potomac, just a few miles from Washington, we're sure you've noticed what a great job MacClellan is doing whipping this army into shape. But I thought you'd want to know that we're also revamping our western army so we can kick your ass there to.

Already we've sent that twitchy spaz Bill Sherman home, hopefully for good, and put reliable old Don Carlos Buell in his place. Things are looking great for us. Buell has even suggested dumping that hot-head Sam Grant, but it looks like Grant is in Lincoln's pocket, so we'll have to wait and see. I bet he doesn't make it through spring, though.