Just A Glitch

Okay, look...

We admit that things could have gone better for us down at Manassas, but don't start thinking you are some Wellington and that this was your Waterloo. This was just the beginning, and we needed to work out some kinks.

McDowell is out. He was a loser, no motivation, no real inspiration for this whole putting-down-a-rebellion thing. So, we've brought in this new guy, George McClellan, a real general. Our own Little Napoleon.

Where's your Little Wellington? Nowhere. Beauregard is a pansy, Johnston is a hot-head... who are you going to get? Old Granny Lee?

There will be action soon, I promise. McClellan is a man of action!