Give Then Back!

Proving that he is a man of action, our new commander General MacCellan sent some troops down to Leesburg. The papers are reporting it as The Battle of Balls Bluff, and it sounds like you won.

Great.

Good for you.

But did you really need to take those 700 troops captive? Can we trade? I've got a bunch of Democratic politicians I'd be happy to get rid of. Give me back my troops and you can have every last Democrat in Washington.