Makin' Richmond My Bitch

Alright, we tried to be nice, but you are just being stubborn. I don't know if you've looked around yet and taken stock of the situation, but we've got all the navy, most of the big guns, all of the industrial power of this country, and most of the people. Oh, and most of the money, too.

What do you have? Some farmers with shovels and a few snooty Virginians who think they are better than everyone else! You take our deserting Colonels and make them Generals, you call farmers Sergeants and boatswains Captians!

It's time we put an end to all this. We're marching south from Washington on your "capital" at Richmond. Enough is enough.